Sheer Boredom + WuName Generator = This Section. Yeah.

Real Name:JC Chasez
WuName:Sweaty Butcher
*Stiffles a giggle* Um... no.

Real Name: Lance Bass
WuName: Bastard, Bastard Harbormaster
Yeah, I'm not even gonna touch that one.

Real Name: Joey Fatone
WuName: Optimistic Lyricist
I'm not sure how much I would trust Joey as a lyricist, but he has enough optimism tomore than make up for it.

Real Name: Justin Timberlake
WuName: Spunky Misunderstood Genius
Heh heh. But I think it fits Chris better.

Real Name: Chris Kirkpatrick
WuName: Curly Haired Slacker
Mmkay. *Hits WuName Generator.* Is this thing busted?

Then I did other combinations of their names and nicknames, too. Boredom is a scary, scary thing.

Real Name: Joshua Chasez
WuName: Inscrutable Drama Queen
More entertaining than "Sweaty Butcher" if that is possible...

"Real" Name: Scoop Bass
WuName: Big Gay Mule
*Snort*

"Real" Name: Stinky Timberlake
WuName: 100-Watt Warlock
Whatever THAT means...

"Real" Name: C Chasez
WuName: Violent Toliet Thing
The mental picture that evokes... *Dissolves into laughter*

"Real" Name: Crazy Kirkpatrick
WuName: Sheepish Lord of Chaos
Sheepish, my foot! But they have the chaos thing nailed.

"Real" Name: Phatone Fatone
WuName: Budget Nudist
*Joey's ears perk up* "Did someone say Nudist?"