My good friend and often partner-in-crime Tiara brought to my attention this wonder device called the The Advertising Slogan Generator and much hilarity ensued. You simply enter a word and random advertising slogans are generated using it. Keep in mind these are actual slogans used by companies around the world, with the one word, obivously, changed. One could spend hours playing with this and still come up with new ones. If you find something great that I have missed, feel free to email me and I'll add them to the list.

Lance
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Lance.
See the USA in Your Lance.
There's First Love, and There's Lance Love.
With A Name Like Lance, It Has To Be Good.
Have You Forgotten How Good Lance Tastes?
The World's Favourite Lance.
Mild Green Lance Liquid.

Chris
Choosy Mothers Choose Chris.
Where Chris is a Pleasure.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Chris.
The Chris of Champions.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Chris?
Turn Loose The Chris.
The Joy of Chris.

JC
Moving at the Speed of Jc.
You Press the Jc, We Do the Rest.
Happiness is Jc-Shaped.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Jc Overnight.
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Jc On Your Knife.
Don't Get Mad, Get Jc.
You Deserve A Jc Today.

Justin
Let Your Justin Do The Walking.
Justin Is Our Middle Name.
Look, Ma, No Justin!
Just Do Justin.
Probably The Best Justin In The World.
Top Breeders Recommend Justin.
Go To Work On A Justin.

Joey
Bet You Can't Eat Joey.
Mmmmmmmmmm-Joey.
Nothing Sucks Like A Joey.
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Joey.
Reach for the Joey.
Be Like Dad, Keep Joey.
We'll Leave The Joey On For You.

*NSYNC
I'm a Secret *nsync Drinker.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my *nsync.
Get the *nsync Habit.
The Ultimate *nsync Machine.
I'm Only Here For The *nsync.
Because *nsync is Complicated Enough.
You've Got Questions. We've Got *nsync.