"I'm talking to you on the phone while I'm getting a shot in my butt."
I'll bet THAT'S a sentence he never thought he'd have to say.
"Everybody said I was the ugliest woman EVER"
About a talent show in high school when he dressed up like Cher.
"He was like, 'Next window, pl-oooooooooo!'"
Teasing Lance about slipping and spraining his ankle in rehersal for the oh- so- complicated choreography for the "No Refund" skit on SNL.
"Never drink Yoo- Hoo and eat pickles at 7 in the morning."
Um, ew. Only you, Joey, only you...
"Been eatin' alot of snacky cakes!"
Joking about why the crotch of his pants tore during the "Bye Bye Bye" video shoot.
"His impression of a squirrel eating a nut is the funniest thing!"
About Lance. I always knew that Joey was easliy amused.
"Ummm... I don't know... I guess... just a big pool of Jello. That's all I'm gonna say."
On what his biggest fantasy was. That is dangerously close to TMI, dude...
"Don't pee in your pants"
When asked what was going through his mind during the 1999 VMA performance. Um, Joe? I hope that one is ALWAYS going through your mind, not just on stage.