"Look at YOUR hair?! Look at MY- Yeah, look at your hair."
While watching their first MTV appearance and Lance said "Look at my HAIR!!"
"WHAT were we thinking!?!"
About first MTV performance in 1998.
"She might have been the one picked. Cause she wore a bikini top. We're pigs."
To his "PopCam" about the casting for "Pop".
"This is what we call Dirty Denim. We call it Dirty Denim because it's dirty and it's denim"
On "The View" during a FuMan Skeeto fashion show. Thank you, Capitain Obvious.
"DUCK!!!" (Everybody ducks quickly) "...look a duck..."
While at a Teen People shoot, Chris saw a duck in the pond nearby...
"He's got a neelaphobia...needleaphobia. How do you say that? He's even scared of like real pointy pencils."
About JC.
"Oh, I look good in the spaghetti strap halter top... with my belly."
When asked what if favorite piece in the FuMan Skeeto line was.
"It's a dude video. It has everything we like: trains, cars, chicks and dogs. Well, maybe not trains. Cars, chicks and dogs we like. The trains were thrown in cause Joey and I didn't have anything to do."
Explaining the video for "Bye Bye Bye".
"And we got Lance! The four of us are replaceable. Lance is irreplaceable. He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino... They're very rare in this part of the country."
Picking on Lance.
"Wait, wait, wait, what concert was that from? Third row? Is she the one with the head? I remember her!"
During a radio interview.
"What's underwear?"
When asked the age- old "boxers or briefs?" question.
"Well, if that didn't make me look attractive, I don't know what does!"
While thanking the fans at the end of a video chat, he ran over and kissed the lens of the video camera.
"The best approach is 'Hi', not 'AHHHHH!!'"
Offering advice to girls that want talk to them.
"Cause Korea's kinda weird lookin."
After Danielle asked why he always brings up Busta but ignores his other dog, Korea.
"That must have been 8th grade when the trombone was still taller than me."
Talking about a childhood picture.
"If you're happy and you know it, push 44...... 44!"
During the NSYNC@mtv week chat.
"Group meeting after the show!"
On "Donny & Marie" after seeing a picture of Joey dressed like a VERY ugly girl.
"JC's just cheesy. He's got all these really bad pickup lines, and I promise that the other day, he actually said this to a girl, 'So, do you come here often?' "
It's good to know that JC's a dork when it comes to this kind of stuff.
"He designed that? I'm gonna hit him on his head!"
After ridding a virtual reality roller coaster that Justin designed.
"And he used to go in like Barney and go "Hey little kids!!! How're ya doin? It's me!! I'm PooFu!!"
Pickin' on Lance again. This time in a Barney voice.