Misheard lyrics, *NSYNC style. Got any to add? Email me and let me know!

Song Title: I Drive Myself Crazy
Actual: "You confessed your love, undying devotion"
Misheard: "You confessed your love and died in the ocean"

Song Title: I'll Be Good For You
Actual: "So don't you rush into decision making"
Misheard: "So don't you rush into the city naked"

Song Title: Just Got Paid
Actual: "I'm tired of all these boring parties, baby!"
Misheard: "I'm tired of all these bowling parties baby!"

Song Title: Just Got Paid
Actual: "Gonna have me a funky good time!"
Misheard: "Gonna have me a f*ckin' good time!"

Song Title: Are You Gonna Be There?
Actual: "Are you gonna be there with a warm touch"
Misheard: "Are you gonna be there with a warm tub"

Song Title: See Right Through You
Actual: "Tear me down then try to break me"
Misheard: "Tie me down then try to rape me"

Song Title: See Right Through You
Actual: "Took you there, bought you this, now it's not enough babe"
Misheard: "Would you care if I should dance down beside another babe"

Song Title: Tell Me Tell Me... Baby
Actual: ???? (whatever JC says after the line "If there is no way to make you feel the same way too")
Misheard: "F*ck you!", "Oh you!", "Forget You!", "What'll I do?"

Song Title: Selfish
Actual: "Baby I would take good care of you"
Misheard: "Baby I would take cooking for you"

Song Title: Something Like You
Actual: "Can't believe that you happened to me"
Misheard: "Can't believe that sh*t happened to me"

Song Title: That Girl (Will Never Be Mine)
Actual: "Next thing, she's living in my TV"
Misheard: "Next thing, she's living in my teepee"

Song Title: Falling
Actual: "Girl, its seems you've touched my life"
Misheard: "Girl, its seems you've touched my light"

Song Title: If I'm Not The One
Actual: "I keep writing letters to my garbage can"
Misheard: "I keep writing letters to my garbage can"
(Yeah, I was just hoping I misheard that one. Damn.)

Song Title: Bye Bye Bye
Actual: "You may hate me"
Misheard: "Shoe may hate me"

Song Title: That Girl (Will Never Be Mine)
Actual: "So fly, We got into a small talk"
Misheard: "So fly, We got into a small car"
Submitted by KC

Song Title: Are You Gonna Be There  
Actual: "Are you gonna be there with the warm touch"
Misheard: "Are you gonna be there with the water"
Submitted by Joey

Song Title: Up Against The Wall
Actual: "She turned around, and she worked in the worst way"
Misheard: "She turned around, and she burped in the worst way"
Submitted by Juile

Song Title: It's Gonna Be Me
Actual: "You've seen them all come and go"
Misheard: "You've seen the mall come and go"
Submitted by Colleen (Colleen had asked me not to publish her email address)

Song Title: Falling
Actual: "And girl you know that your eyes are to blame"
Misheard: "And girl you know that your eyes are to plain"
Submitted by Stacey

>Song Title: (And She Said) Take Me Now
Actual: "Just let me take the lead"
Misheard: "Just let me take a leak", "Just let me take a leap"

Thanks to Robin for some of these.