Though they usually do a fine job of sounding like dorks all on their own, I've taken a few quotes out of their "normal" context to make them more amusing.

"I pick my nose" -JC
Well, good for you!

"I am a dork, man!" -Justin
Hey, you said it, we didn't.

"I look so ridiculous!" -Chris
We know, Chris, we know.

"I'd be a boa constrictor- long, big and exotic." -Lance
Nice mental picture. *Big grin*

"We do about 40 or 50 fans backstage before a show."- JC*
Well then. There goes the clean- cut image.

"Aren't we kinky today?"- Justin*
Aren't you kinky everyday?

"My package is busting out!" -Lance*
No need to brag, Mr. Bass.

"I always have accidents"- Joey
Bladder control is a serious problem, you know.

"Thong th- thong thong thong!" -Chris
Ewww Ew-Ewww Ewww Ewww.

"Yeah. Rarrr." -Justin
*Best Austin Powers Impression* Grr baby. Very grrr.

"I was Dope Illy- Fresh. Back in the day." -JC
Wait... you aren't still dope illy fresh? Could have fooled me.

"You guys are weird" -Chris
Look in a mirror, Chris. ;0)

"My head is like Jello" -Justin
Well, if that was the look you were going for... you failed man. Badly. My money was on Chia Pet.

I think Justin looks way sexier with the brown fro. I mean, more power to him if he likes to choke on it at night."
Okay, Mr. Dreads. You're one to talk about choking on your hair.

"Lance has got the beat, yo." -Lance
Keep telling yourself that, dude.

"I'm gonna kick some tail, man, that's all I'm sayin'! I'm going down!" -JC
Dude. I'm not sure what kind of fights you've been in, but usually when you "kick some tail" the other guy goes down...

"If you break it, they can fix it just like that. Break my ear off. Go ahead." -Chris
What PLANET is he from?

"You squeeze your butt cheeks, you go out there, and you do it." -Justin
Damn RIGHT you do, boy! Woohoo! :)

"Joey just yanked my ears out!" -JC
They have a weird obsession with removing people's ears...

"So Lance has a sexy voice and we have each other."
Umm... yeah, basically.

"That was a good kiss, by the way" -Joey
Sure, but he says that to all the girls...

"Girls have cooties. I learned that at a very young age.... What was the question?"
Attention Span... Paging Chris Kirkpatrick...

"My mom tells me I'm funny lookin'!" -Justin
Well, someone had to do it...

"Yeah! We're starving too!!" -JC
*Slaps Joey's hand away from the food.*

"I'm a big, fine woman, so I'll back that thing up!" -Justin
Heehee.

"You forgot my sexy looks"-JC
Um... no. JC, babe, I ASSURE that I haven't. Couldn't if I wanted to.

"At least ONE of us has a little willpower" -JC
He's the only one that didn't give in when people BEGGED them to see a stylist.

"Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm gonna pee my paaaants!!!" -Joey
Alright. There's such a thing as too much information.

"And his breath stinks!" -JC
*Hands Joey a mint.* Way to be subtle, C.

"I would be Justin" -Justin
Did you figure that out all by yourself?

"...NSync.... That's us!!" -Lance
Gee, you're just about as quick as Justin today.

"I am butta" -Justin
I thought we just established you were Justin...

"He's real! Go ahead and touch him.... heeeeeeeyyy!" -JC
What's wrong, JC? The guys still don't believe in your imaginary friend?

"I am the Cookie Man and this is my sidekick Spinkles" -Justin, pointing to JC
And here we thought Joey was the only one with demensia involving superheroes...

"I am Rubber Cement Man!" -JC
MAN, these guys have a MAJOR preocupation with superheros...

"I'm not crazy. No. No. Not anymore..." -JC
Suuuure, dude. Riiiight.... Uh-huh...

"Hear me snarl!" -Chris
*Backs away in fear*

"WOW, my groin hurts" -JC
Thanks for sharing man... I don't even wanna know why... :)

"I like the guy with the blond hair" -Lance
Aww, how sweet! We're all rooting for you and Justin. ;0)

"I heard that they actually had an aquariam here with all glass walls" -JC
Really JC? All glass walls? I always thought aquariams had wooden walls!

* =contributed by NsyncBabeForever