Great life lessons gained from years of experience.
by Debbie

• Never trust old men that give you lots of money.
• Naps aren't just for little kids.
• Call your mother.
• Color coordinating your wardrobe with your friends is generally a bad idea.
• Always carry a Sharpie.
• Learn to laugh at yourself.
• When times are rough, you find out who your friends are real fast.
• Always finish your food, otherwise it may end up on eBay.
• Thank God everyday.
• It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but in 3 years you will wonder what the HELL you were thinking.
• Appreciate the smaller things in life, like going to the grocery store.
• Nobody's perfect.
• Be the master of your own destiny.
• Always know what kind of underwear you have on, because someone will inevitibly ask you.
• You can never please everybody.
• Mountain Dew and Pixi Stix are a perfectly acceptable meal.
• Immitation is the highest form of flattery.
• It is very possible to get sick of writing your own name.
• Bad hairdays happen to the best of us.
• Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
• Water can be just as thick as blood.
• Do your thing- thing, and do it well.
• Dreams can come true.