(To the tune of Eminem's "Without Me")
Lyrics (c) Debbie & Robin
(With contribution from Patricia)

FKA
Real thing, no implants

Those real crazy fans sure love my backside, love my backside, love my backside
Those real crazy fans sure love my backside, love my backside, love my backside

FKA, fine as hell, CK ass, casts a spell
FKA, fka, fka, fka, fka, fka, fka....

It's such a phenomenon
Cause nobody wants to hear me sing no more
They want my ass, I'm chopped liver
Well if you like booty, mine'll make you shiver
I'll do a little dance, then I'll give a little wiggle
An image that will jump start your heart
Quicker than the sound of Timberlake's "Cry Me A River"
The Golden Boy don't got an ass like mine is
In all of Bubble Bum Boybandom, mine is the finest
And they call Justin "Your Royal Highness"
FKA should have a brand name, like an appliance
I know that you want to be Mrs. Fro-Boy
But your husband's small backside makes him whiny
So the crazy fans won't let me sing
Or let me sit down and let me be
They try to chase me down on MTV
But it feels so good to have them look at me
So I'll just, do a dip, a grin on your lips
Jump back, jiggle my hip and wiggle a bit, and just look how
This whole crowd is about to blow up now
I just put on my tight pants
And they scream wow!

Now this looks like a butt for you
So everybody just enjoy the view
Sit back and watch the crazy things I do
And I'll leave you thinking "Justin WHO?"
I said this looks like a butt for you
So everybody just enjoy the view
Sit back and watch the crazy things I do
And I'll leave you thinking "Justin WHO?"

Skin tight pants
Make it a bit tough to dance
But I don't care, I have more eyes on me than Lance
That damn Bass voice puts the crowd in a trance
But when I come a-shaking, Mississippi has no chance
A musician, the music is itchin'
Makin' me want to move it, upstaging the others, one man show
So now, let me smile and ask
What do you all love so much about my little ass?
Not that I'm complaining, it's quite funny really
I'm used to you all fainting over guys like Bass
You look at me
And see this *wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle*
Song has come to its refrain, we sing it, and now I'm gonna entertain
"Fine Kirkpatrick Ass!" I hear the crowds cheer
The center of attention, first time in my career
It's breathtaking, my booty doing its thing
Hips shaking and your heads following
A small ass, excuse me?
Um, a small ass, have you ever seen JC?
You think he's hot, then you haven't seen me
Well, damn right, cause I am dead sex-ay

Now this looks like a butt for you
So everybody just enjoy the view
Sit back and watch the crazy things I do
And I'll leave you thinking "Justin WHO?"
I said this looks like a butt for you
So everybody just enjoy the view
Sit back and watch the crazy things I do
And I'll leave you thinking "Justin WHO?"

Here a hiss, there a fist
I get some people pissed
Crazy rappers, they're slinging this and that diss
In a boyband, I'm high up on that list
Eminem wish he had an ass like this
And Joey? Girls see him smile, and whoa me
But the twenty-six-year-old, Italian stud, is no me
Bye bye, baby, had your chance, step back, its over
Superman lost in my shadow
Look out now, watch me do a wiggle
What's that now? Hear a whole crowd full of girls giggle
They watch me, look what I do with my butt
Want to jump out of their seats and do a wriggle
But sometimes I have to think
Nobody ever wants to hear me sing
So this must mean my butt's the thing
But eh, who cares? I make them scream
I know that you count on my shaking bon-bon
Anything's more fun, that damn song "Gone"
To say so myself, I'm the champion
Who else's ass has it's very own song?
There's a point I must make
Guys flashing their backsides everyday
But no matter what C, Joe, Lance, and J say
I know you all love the FKA

Now this looks like a butt for you
So everybody just enjoy the view
Sit back and watch the crazy things I do
And I'll leave you thinking "Justin WHO?"
I said this looks like a butt for you
So everybody just enjoy the view
Sit back and watch the crazy things I do
And I'll leave you thinking "Justin WHO?"

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