(To the tune of "Gone")
Lyrics (c) Debbie

There's a thousand things that I should do
I should get offline
Got an exam this week, a paper too
But I'd rather whine

See, I don't want to do my real homework
Or clean my bedroom
I need to stay online and be a dork
Rather than go face my doom

I've searched all over the web
Posted at every site
Mailed everyone in my address book
(Oooh)
If I could just find something
To do before I go insane...
Like Chris

I've been clicking here
Can't find a thing to do
(Can't find a thing to do)
Played every game and got the highest score
Downloaded songs and pics
Til I've run out of space
And the truth remains I'm
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
(Buddy I'm)
Bored
I'm bored

AIM Buddy I'm
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
I'm....

Now I don't want to make excuses, buddy
Won't change the fact that I'm bored
(No no)
But if there's something that I can do
Won't you please let me know

This song's downloading so slowly now
Guess that's my crappy phone line
(Guess that's my crappy phone line)
And maybe I can get a faster one
But, man, I don't have a dime

So I'll just surf around
And find a site or two
To take my mind of what I haven't done
(Take my mind of what I haven't done)
But I know in my heart
That I've already been to each one
And that's no fun
Yeah...

I've been clicking here
(Clicking here)
Can't find a thing to do
(Can't find a darn thing to do)
Played every game and got the highest score
(And I got the highest score)
Downloaded songs and pics
Til I've run out of space
(Til I've run out of space)
And the truth remains I'm
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
I'm bored

(I'm)
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
Oh...

What will I do
If I can't annoy you
Tell me who will I whine to
Buddy, who'll I IM
Now that I've made you pissed
Am I still on your list?
Buddy why can't you find
That I'm bored out of my mind
Oh...

I've been clicking here
(Clicking here)
Can't find a thing to do
(Can't find a darn thing to do)
Played every game and got the highest score
(Got the highest score)
Downloaded songs and pics
Til I've run out of space
(Oh)
And the truth remains
(The truth remains I'm bored)

I've been clicking here
(Clicking here)
Can't find a thing to do
(Can't find a darn thing to do)
Played every game and got the highest score
(Got the highest score)
Downloaded songs and pics
(Oh)
Til I've run out of space
(Oh)
And the truth remains I'm
(Buddy, the truth is I'm)
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
(I'm)
Bored
I'm Bored

AIM Buddy I'm
Bored
(I'm)

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